Keeper Fresh & Flattering Slim-Fit Jumpsuit

The Epitome of Calculated Nonchalance
Where Savile Row precision meets California ease in a single transformative layer.

ARCHITECTURAL BLUEPRINT
▣ Military-Grade Closure System

• 24K gold-plated zipper glides effortlessly from sternum to navel (tested 10,000+ cycles)

• Interlocking lapel mechanism maintains razor-sharp 45° angle when unzipped

▣ Stealth Storage Engineering

• Dual bonded pockets (5.2" depth) swallow iPhone Pro Max without bulge distortion

• Angled entry aligns with natural hand trajectory (biomechanics lab-certified)

▣ Dynamic Airflow Geometry

• Laser-cut underarm pleats expand 1.8" during movement (thermal camera verified)

• Bias-cut back panel eliminates seat puckering in seated positions

WHY IT'S CATEGORY-DEFINING
◈ 18-Hour Wear Protocol
Seamlessly transitions from investor pitches (pair with [Cigarette Trousers]) to gallery openings
◈ Bio-Adaptive Fit Logic
Proprietary stretch-woven wool accommodates 6-8lb weight fluctuations
◈ Circular Design Ethos
100% traceable merino wool, 78% less methane than conventional sheep farming

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